why am i lazy???????????

well, since I’ve had to face quite a lot of sneering at my being lazy, I finally decided to exert myself and jot down these few reasons (read excuses) for my being lazy, so that I wont have to repeat it every now and then and can direct people to my blog to read about it and let me sleep in peace!

Now first of all, what the hell is the problem with people if I’m bent on breaking the record for frying an egg in exactly an hour, or sleep the longest number of hours, after all I am doing some work, ain’t I , im not just “lazing around”, eating, drinking, sleeping, all this is included in the life processes i.e, work!
And more over what is their problem if I’m not wasting any water by washing the dishes and instead using paper plates, or rather paper for plates(I’ll have to go out an buy the plates then naa…;)), and anyway I don’t like paper being wasted either, why not utilize it.
Oh these poor people!I guess they haven’t ever heard of William wordsworth. He is such a great poet and he “ALWAYS” loved the luxury of his vacant couch…..
And probably they also haven’t had the time to look around themselves and enjoy the beauty of the world! they surely mustn’t have watched those butterflies passing by, or the busy bees in their nests, or enjoyed a lazy sleep under a tree.AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! what bliss they’ve missed..and now they want me to miss it as well.
But I ask why? Why should I not waste my time(if it’s wasting time, as they call it).The Bible says: “ A man is given three scores and ten”, that is , seventy years of life!!!!!!!wow! and I’ve just crossed my teenage!so many more years to go, not even one-third life spent,and they want me to get started to build up a life, if I do that by the age of 25-30 like so many others, what am I supposed to do when I’m 45….i’d rather laze around NOW, and become a prime minister at 45..that’s wayyyy better than what these people suggest, i still will be able to be lazy..isn't it?
And here’s a “highly personal” poem, though people have often copied it, but I assure you, it’s originally written by ME,……..believe me!!!!!
People think I’m lazy,
But I don’t think I am,
I do my exercise daily,
See I breath everyday,
And I life one eye, and
Then the other,
When you call out my name,
And close them again,
Ohhhhhh !that was hard work!
So when people call me lazy,
I don’t understand why?

See, I’ve done such hard work, I’ve even composed a poem, now "the hardworking people" can sing it whenever they feel, that I’m being lazy…ok. And now don’t disturb me, i'm wayyyyyyyyyy toooooo tireddddddddddd after blogging about all this! and I realllyyyyy need to sleep before you start hearing me snoooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!