Thursday, February 03, 2005

Words Women Use

Fine = This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right andyou need to shut up.

Five Minutes = If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the gamebefore helping around the house.

Nothing = This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you shouldbe on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead = This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh = Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood bymen. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay = This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks = This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a womanis thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and backout of the room slowly.

2 Comments:

Blogger khandu said...

good one :) india or pakistan, women are the same! Thanks for the insight :)

February 4, 2005 at 11:17 AM  
Blogger Akruti said...

Ha,my my,i can see myself there,i guess i almost use all of them,:)
shaffy,thank u for all those wonderful words u have put in at my blog,wanted to mail u but got busy,so talk to u soon,god bless

February 4, 2005 at 3:43 PM  

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